AI wrote it. Everyone knows it. Let's fix that.

AI is fantastic when you’re running a business and wearing 17 hats and spinning 8 plates. But here’s the thing: your customers can spot ChatGPT a mile away. Robotic transitions, corporate waffle, the ‘whether you’re X or Y,’ and ‘from this to that’ and the grammars you learnt at GCSE stand out like a sore thumb.

Your voice matters. Your personality sells. And those AI giveaways? They’re costing you credibility.

I’ll take your AI draft and make it sound like you actually wrote it. No more ‘delving into’ this or ‘helping you’ that. No more ‘robust solutions’ or ‘seamless integrations,’ just real words that connect with real people.

Humanise AI Copy FAQs

Humanise AI Copy Service FAQs

Q: What exactly is humanising AI content?

A: It’s me making your AI draft sound like a human wrote it. I keep your message but lose the robot voice.

Q: Will my content still pass plagiarism checkers?

A: Honestly, generally, yes, it will pass detection, but AI detection is still only AI. There are many plagiarism checkers out there, and I always check with the more rigorous ones. But I’ve had detectors reckon the copy I wrote from beginning to end without a whiff of AI was 23% AI 🤷‍♀️

Q: Can people really tell when something's AI-written?

A: Some can, some can’t. But in the same way that AI images just don’t sit right, AI copy feels like it’s missing its soul, its personality. You’ll read it and think it’s great because it’s probably feels a bit like how you were taught to write at school. But you’re an adult now, and GCSE English doesn’t cut it anymore.

Q: Do you completely rewrite everything?

A: No, I keep your structure and message, just remove the AI tells and make it flow like human writing. I translate from robot to human.

Q: How do I send you my AI content?

A: There’s a text box in the cart you can paste it in. I’ll put it in a Word or Google (your choice), switch on track changes, humanise it then email it to the address you give at checkout. Or you can email it to me after payment with a link to your GDoc, Word Online or platform you’d like me to use.

Q: How long does it take?

A: Generally, I can have it back to you in 48 hours. If you need it faster, message me and I’ll see what I can do.

Q: Which AI tools do you work with?

A: ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Jasper, Copy.ai. If AI wrote it, I can humanise it. They all have their quirks. ChatGPT loves ‘delving,’ Claude can’t stop ‘noting,’ and Gemini thinks everything is ‘compelling.’

Q: I used ChatGPT 4 – isn't that already human-sounding?

A: It's better. They’re all getting there, but they’re never going to sounds like humans because they’re not humans. This is an FAQ section, so I don’t want to get too carried away, but how good is AI at YOUR job? Probably nowhere near you, right? Same.

Q: How can you tell something is AI-written?

A: There are certain phrases and words that crop up time and again; but it’s the punctuation and grammar that are the biggest tells: serial commas, emdashes rather than endashes, clunkly lists and linking phrases right out of year 9. I’ve taught grammar and writing to teacher trainees; I know this language inside out, and I know when it just doesn’t ring true too.

Q: What's included in "up to 1,000 words"? A: Your actual content that needs humanising. If you've got 1,001 words, I won't charge extra unless you're taking the mick. Got 2,000 words? That's two services or we can discuss a custom rate.

Q: Do you offer bulk discounts? A: Yes! If you're an agency or content creator using AI regularly, monthly packages start from £XX for 10,000 words. Because if you're smart enough to use AI, you're smart enough to make it undetectable.

Q: What if I only need a paragraph checked? A: Minimum service is £XX – it takes the same time to set up whether it's 100 or 1,000 words. But throw in your email signature and that LinkedIn bio while you're at it. Might as well get your money's worth.

Q: Is this worth it for social media posts? A: If you're scheduling a month's worth, absolutely. Send them all together. Nothing says "I used AI" like suddenly writing perfectly formatted LinkedIn posts when last week you couldn't spell "definitely."

Q: Isn't this cheating? A: Is using Grammarly cheating? Is hiring an editor cheating? You're using AI as a tool, then hiring a human to make it better. That's called being smart, not cheating.

Q: Do you judge people for using AI? A: Judge you? I congratulate you. You're running a business, not competing for a Pulitzer. Use the tools, just don't let them make you sound like a robot. That's where I come in.

Q: What if my client specifically asked for human-written content? A: Then you probably need my full writing service, not this one. This is for your blogs, your websites, your emails – the stuff that just needs to get done without sounding like R2-D2 wrote it.

Q: Can you check my content directly in WordPress/Google Docs? A: Send me the draft however you like, and I'll send it back as a clean document. You handle the uploading – I'm good with words, not with whatever fresh hell WordPress has updated to now.

Q: What about SEO keywords? A: I'll keep all your keywords in place. SEO bots might not care about personality, but your human readers do. We can please both.

Q: Can you humanise content in British/American English? A: Either one. Just tell me if you want "realise" or "realize," "colour" or "color." Though if you don't specify, you'll get British spelling because that's how my brain works.

Q: Do you fix grammar mistakes the AI made? A: AI rarely makes grammar mistakes – that's the one thing it's annoyingly good at. But I'll fix any weird phasing, strange word choices, or those moments where it clearly didn't understand the brief.

Q: How do I know you won't judge my business/topic? A: I've humanised everything from cryptocurrency blogs to aromatherapy newsletters. As long as it's legal and not harmful, I don't care. Your secret's safe that you didn't personally write that 2,000-word article about bathroom tiles.

Q: Will you sign an NDA? A: Faster than AI can say "synergistic paradigm shift." Your content is your content. I'm just the translator.

Q: What if I hate your edits? A: Never happened, but there's a first time for everything. I'll revise once if you think I've missed the mark on voice. Still hate it? Full refund. But honestly, anything's better than "leveraging strategic initiatives."

Q: My customers don't care if I use AI. A: They might not consciously care, but their brains notice. Subconsciously, robotic writing feels less trustworthy. It's why spam emails sound weird – same uncanny valley effect.

Q: Google says AI content is fine if it's helpful. A: They say that now. But they're also developing better AI detection. Why risk it? Plus, "helpful" and "obviously written by ChatGPT" aren't the same thing.

Q: Can't I just humanise it myself? A: Sure, if you have time and know what to look for. But you probably used AI because you didn't have time in the first place. Let me handle the boring bit while you do the important stuff.

Q: I already published AI content. Can you fix it retroactively? A: Send it over and I'll humanise it, then you can quietly update it. We'll pretend this conversation never happened. Your "September update for SEO purposes" secret is safe.

Q: My boss thinks I write all our content. Help? A: Your boss thinks you're productive. You ARE productive – you're using tools efficiently. I'm just another tool in your toolkit. What they don't know won't hurt them (or your performance review).

Got a question I haven't covered? Email me. Even if it's "Can you make this ChatGPT article not mention 'delving' seventeen times?" (Yes. Yes, I can.)